Makin’ a cake
or maybe a pie.
What’s that old saying?
“I can sleep when I die.”
The in-laws are coming to town.

I’m making my list
And checking it twice.
Hope meat is on sale
That sure would be nice.
The in-laws are coming to town.

Oh, the sheets they need a washing.
The toilets need a scrub.
I’m thankful for a husband who helps
Instead of swinging a big golf club.

I need to sweep flours
And get out a mop
I hope that birthday cake
isn’t a flop.
Oh the in laws are coming to town.