I thought I would just stop for a second and give you a brief glimpse of what it’s like to be me.

Yesterday I made sure I had everything and took the time to bake 4 dozen cookies because my phone that is apparently much smarter than me warned me it was my turn for snacks at my Ladies’ Bible class. I got to class by the skin of my teeth as usual with my snacks. Yeah, I missed so many classes when Ray was on the mainland and because of the whacked out soccer schedule I didn’t know that they decided to stop bringing snacks. Oh well, who doesn’t love cookies? Apparently the new girl who didn’t bring snack last week. I can’t win for losing. 

My daughter recently told me I really needed a t-shirt that says, “If losing weight was as easy as losing my phone, keys, temper and mind I would be super skinny!” Go team!

On a separate occasion a different  daughter said that for Christmas I needed a shirt that said, “Thinly disguised as a responsible adult.” 

A friend tagged me with this picture…

All I could say is true statement.

Another friend posted this on Facebook…

Her response was a quote from Marie Antoinette. My response? “The closest book to me doesn’t have 45 pages but Walter The Ranch Dog Where’s the Bacon is the title and it pretty much sums up my life.”

I recently took this picture of Bria’s foot on Tucker. It was on a Saturday night. She had already had a bath. Do you see where I’m going with this?

My floors and my kids are gross. Actually I think she ran outside due to a late doorbell ring. At least that’s the excuse I’m going with.

Now…I have to get kids to school and myself to bootcamp. Honestly this morning, I don’t know which chore sounds worse. 

Wait. Never mind. Saturday our soccer games start at 8:45 and end around 6:30. I’m exhausted just thinking about it and all I have to do it sit in the sun and scream like an idiot…