Y’all… I just don’t know where to start. Ray hooked Bria up with one of the girls’ old iPods recently. I’ve had a couple of weeks that may or may not have felt like a couple of months of texting my daughter while she’s standing a few feet in front of me/behind me/ hiding around the corner… You get the idea.

I am not the only one that’s received these texts. Even Arleigh’s friend Josh gets his fair share…


I have no idea where JDawg came from but my money is on Josh putting it in her iPod. Anyway one night I was summoned to Bria’s room. She had been texting Josh. She was texting him “ice cream” emojis. You know…these? ????

Josh let her know she’s been sending him poop. Go team! I wish I had a screen shot of that conversation. 

This morning I woke up to Bria informing me that she isn’t the only one that is often lost in emoji translation. She sent me this screen shot with a note that said, “See. It’s not just me.” 


Y’all… I don’t have the words. I’m either dying or lost in emoji translation. At least I’m laughing. Enjoy some ice cream on me! ????